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Four Foot Hero Bikini
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Four Foot Hero Bikini
Do you love to exaggerate? The 4 Foot Hero is a nylon bikini with an extra long schlong, to show the potential of your dong. 


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Ding Dong Bikini
You can hear him coming a mile off! This Ding Dong is perfect for the man who likes his bell rung. Colour: Black, White 


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Ding Dong Bikini
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Hot Lips Bikini
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Hot Lips Bikini
Pukka up and get ready for a kiss like never before! As the mouth is open these briefs are considered as crochless, so be prepared! 


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Maitre D' Thong
Classic Black & White Tuxedo design with Bow tie, rhinestones buttons and traditional tails on the rear. Play a sexy butler and prepare to serve wearing one of these and you're sure to be a hit! 


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Maitre D' Thong
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Mr Nose Bikini
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Mr Nose Bikini
You provide the nose, and we will take care of the rest. With this novelty, 3 is never a crowd! Colour: Black, Red 


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Pinocchio Bikini
Tell me lie's, tell me sweet little lie's! All those tall tales will finally pay off. 


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Pinocchio Bikini
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Referee G-String
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Referee G-String
The real attached whistle will assist you when your calling the shots around the bedroom! 


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Squeaker Elephant G-String
Do you need more trunk space? Hours of fun in store, Squeeze the elephants trunk for a little more! Colour: Black, Red. 


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Squeaker Elephant G-String
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Tape Measure G-String
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Tape Measure G-String
Size is not everything but if you feel you need to measure up then this is the G-String for you! Colour: Black, Red. 


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Thumbcuff G-String
The fully workable thumb cuff's will make sure he behaves. You can keep your man under control and dish out the commands! Colour: Black, Red. 


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Thumbcuff G-String
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Toucan Bikini
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Toucan Bikini
There is no chance of getting bored when you can let that special someone stroke your toucan! Colour: Black, Red. 


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Trouser Snake Bikini
Charm the pants off his trouser snake and watch it magically arise from depths of passion. Colour: Black, Red. 


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Trouser Snake Bikini
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Kiss My Heart Bikini
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Kiss My Heart Bikini
Can you feel the love? Well its surely on the table when wearing this little beauty as you will definitely have a heart on! Colour: Black, White. 


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Tuxedo Boxer
No reservations! Complete with Bow Tie and Rhinestone "Buttons". Great gift for Red Hot grooms! This is a One Size Fits Most novelty underwear style for men. Colour: Colour: Black, Red. 


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Tuxedo Boxer
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Rip Off Bikini
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Rip Off Bikini
You will be prepared for action-just give it a yank and the reveal the treasure inside! Colour: Black, Red. 


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Screw Driver G-String.
For the guy who likes to screw! Have your love tools at the palm of hand ready for some DIY! Colour: Black, Red. 


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Screw Driver G-String.
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Tarzan Thong
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Tarzan Thong
Whether your swinging through the tree's or from the curtain's, you will definitely prove who's king of the bedroom! 


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Zip It Thong
Unzip your compressed file and download your massive hard drive! Colour: Black, Red. 


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Zip It Thong
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Spank Me Bikini
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Spank Me Bikini
Who's been a bad boy? This spanking bikini will have you screaming out for more and not fail to turn your cheeks a nice shade of red! Colour: Black, Red. 


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Magnifier G-String
A handy magnifying glass in case you need to find yourself! This is a great gag gift for the jokers. 


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Magnifier G-String
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Fishnet Bikini
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Fishnet Bikini
Use your rod wisely and you might catch a good one but be careful as the little ones will slip through the net.  


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Sow Off See Thru Bikini
Are you a guy with nothing to hide? Then reveal all and be stand up tall and the sexy lady's, you'll have them all! 


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Sow Off See Thru Bikini
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Gi Jock
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Gi Jock
Ready for inspection? There is no room for error so salute on command and support your troops! 


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Putter Cover
Pamper your putter, forget the par and go straight for the hole in one! With the putter cover you will feel like a real pro! 


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Putter Cover
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